I love dogs. Always have. The thing is, having a dog is like having a toddler. They get into things. They are curious. Chocolate is toxic to them. Okay, so they are almost like a toddler, except for that last part.

What do you do if your dog eats chocolate? Call the vet of course. Always call the vet first. This is Balderdash Academy. Seriously, do not get your medical advice, human or otherwise, from an online comedy show whose name literally means “school of nonsense.”

Okay, now that whole business is out of the way, what would you do? Well, Marie quizzes the faculty to find an answer. Which prompts another disclaimer. All of the answers were meant as jokes. All of them. Even the one that sounds correct. All of them.

Pop Quiz: What answers should you take seriously?
Wrong. The correct answer is none of them.

Okay, I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself. New Pop Quiz: Who’s going to win?
Okay, maybe. You’ll have to watch to find out.

In this installment with Shawn French we play Technically Correct. Learn our moral of the day, and Shawn deals these points like a Vegas Blackjack Dealer; artfully. You’ll be on the edge of your seat in this nail-biter. Find out what happens in the next installment of Balderdash Academy.