We figure out how to get a little more Rumi by brushing aside some dead leaves and Ghosting Molly. It’s UDDERLY ridiculous, CHECK IT OUT! “Smiley face emoji.”

Yes, I wrote “Smiley Face Emoji” instead of the icon. Why? Was it because I’m being a rebel? Is it because I’m cool and hip, and young? Was it because I didn’t know how to add the real emoji and was too lazy to look it up? Is it because I’m betting no one reads these anyway? Is it three out of four of those reasons?

Yes. Yes it was.